COPYWRITER | FULL STACK EMAIL MARKETER | STORYTELLER

Freelance Copywriter with More Than $7* in Sales
for E-Commerce Brands

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ABOUT JOHN

Hey, I'm John. When I'm not crafting words to make money for lifestyle brands, I'm staring at the bottom of my shoe while serving as a lighting stand-in during a client photo shoot.

Seriously...

I have never had a professional headshot.

But, I have two decades of lighting model photos...

And a lot of copywriting and marketing experience.

For over 20 years, I've used authentic storytelling to sell fitness programs, artisan coffee, bougie snacks, pet wellness, high-tech apparel, college initiatives, nuclear waste, and politicians' dreams.

So, if you're a growing e-comm brand and you want more money and customer engagement from your emails...

Or high-quality, SEO-friendly content that is crafted by a real human instead of AI...

Use the button below to start a chat about your next project.

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About

WHAT IT's LIKE TO WORK WITH ME

I treat clients like my extended family.

That's why I don't work with just anyone.

And is why most of my clients have been with me for more than two years, and some have been with me from the beginning.

Here's what a few are saying (at least to my face).

NorthPoint Pets

"Working with John has been one of the best things we've done for our small independent business. He works quickly and efficiently. His writing is clear, concise, and consumer-friendly. He was able to master our brand voice to target our exact audience in no time at all while effortlessly overcoming some of the hurdles that we previously struggled with. He's always willing to accept constructive feedback, gives thoughtful answers to our questions, and reciprocates with poignant suggestions to help build our web presence, often thinking outside of the box to achieve the best results. He has truly been a pleasure to work with."

Jenna Harrison
Store Manager, NorthPoint Pets

Prometheus Design Werx

"It has been a pleasure working with John. He possesses a wide breadth and a deep understanding of knowledge in our fields of interest; highly relevant to our audience and marketspace. His copywriting has consistently been on point and delivered in a voice that is tailored for our brands. John is professional, affable, and always completes his deliverables in a timely manner. He comes highly recommended."

Patrick Ma
CEO, Prometheus Design Werx

Pat McNamara

"My website was a disaster. I was accepting mediocrity due to a lack of technical knowledge. Thankfully, John was able to show me the light and built me a product that resonated 'Professional.' I’ve had several samples built for me from various builders. John was one of the few copywriters I've worked with I could actually count on to deliver what I needed on time and on budget. I was impressed with his ability to quickly accomplish what I needed. I would highly recommend hiring him for your performance marketing copy needs."

Pat McNamara
TMACS, Inc

Keller Williams South Florida Region

"I just want to take a minute to say Thank You for your diligence in keeping us on track with our PR and marketing in the Keller Williams South Florida Region. With our event promotions, website, email campaigns you have really helped us to connect with our 7,000 agents and drive attendance and participation on many levels. I feel like we finally have this system dialed in. Your leadership and expertise on this are greatly appreciated."

Mark Olesh
Regional Director, Keller Williams South Florida Region

Coquette Kouture

"It was such a pleasure working with John on our low-grade website that needed a professional resuscitation. John is kind, professional, and very knowledgeable about his work. His skillful emails throughout our time working together made it very easy to understand since English is my third language. He delivered the service he promised on time. We now have a beautiful and business-like website that our designs are happy to call home. We at Coquette Kouture will recommend him anytime."

Aicha Lo
Owner, Coquette Kouture

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Ah yes...The classical marketing use of the *.

If you were paying attention, you might have wondered why the headline at the top of this page stated I "made more than $7 in sales" for my clients.

Was that a typo?

No.

As a conscientious copywriter, I can't make outlandish claims like many of my colleagues.

I won't brag about making "more than $50 million in sales" or "increasing revenue by 1,000% in 7 days."

Even though I've made a lot of money for my clients...

I didn't create their products or services.

I didn't buy their ads.

I didn't build their current customer base.

I didn't handle customer support.

And I didn't do any of the 3,765 things that make a business successful.

Unless you bring me on as a fractional CMO (which I no longer have the time to do),

I typically control one part of your sales funnel:

Driving traffic to your website through email and fostering engagement through content.

In other words, my writing brings in eyeballs...

That becomes traffic...

And hopefully, become buyers.

Seriously, I wish I could brag about the revenue increases I've made for e-comm brands, but I can't take 100% credit for doing so.

However, I can boast a bit about engagement metrics and would happily share case studies with you.

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Freelance Copywriter with More Than $7* in Sales for E-Commerce Brands

ABOUT JOHN

WHAT IT's LIKE TO WORK WITH ME

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READY TO START OUR COPYWRITING ADVENTURE?

Freelance Copywriter with More Than $7* in Sales
for E-Commerce Brands