CLIENT RESULTS
Achieve remarkable results with tailored email strategies. Experience a 45.8% increase in revenue year-over-year and grow your email list by 59.6% with expert guidance.
Increased Yearly Revenue through Email Marketing
Increased email revenue 45.8% year-over-year for 3 years for a DTC food & beverage brand, and made Klaviyo consistently account for 38% of store revenue.
Optimized Flows that Generate Revenue 24/7
Identified and revamped welcome, abandoned cart, and customer win-back flows that increased the aggregate conversion rate by 45.8% within 3 months for an art brand.
20+ Years Understanding Consumer Behavior
I've been doing marketing long enough to know that tactics change, platforms change, algorithms change, but human behavior doesn't.
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ABOUT JOHN
Hey, I'm John. When I'm not crafting words to make money for lifestyle brands, I'm staring at the bottom of my shoe while serving as a lighting stand-in during a client photo shoot.
Seriously...
I have never had a professional headshot.
But, I have two decades of lighting model photos...
And a lot of copywriting and marketing experience.
For over 20 years, I've used authentic storytelling to sell fitness programs, artisan coffee, bougie snacks, pet wellness, high-tech apparel, college initiatives, nuclear waste, and politicians' dreams.
So, if you're a growing e-comm brand and you want more money and customer engagement from your emails...
Or high-quality, SEO-friendly content that is crafted by a real human instead of AI...
Use the button below to start a chat about your next project.
WHAT IT's LIKE TO WORK WITH ME
I treat clients like my extended family.
That's why I don't work with just anyone.
And is why most of my clients have been with me for more than two years, and some have been with me from the beginning.
Here's what a few are saying (at least to my face).



























